we need to be blogging about rihanna and chris brown man

we all know chris brown got pinched for going upside rihanna's dome on saturday night. the most interesting part about this story isnt the beat down (which included biting), but what happened immediately after. according to EVERYBODY he ran like a little bitch when rihanna called the cops, leaving her and a rented lambo stranded in the middle of LA. where did he go? how did he get there? these are the questions i would like to see answered. but if you just cant believe how uber clean chris brown could do something like this then i offer to you...

9 REASONS BEHIND CHRIS BROWN'S MAJOR FUCK UP:

[9] he's doing coke.

[8] she was talkin shit about his moms.

[7] the entire thing is a hoax.

[6] she swung first.

 

[5] he was drunk.

[4] he found out she was fucking someone else.

[3] he's doing a lot of coke.

[2] he's preparing for his role as ike in the what's love remake.

[1] he wanted his very own post on fuck fame.

cant wait to see the mug shot and subsequently the picture of a busted up rihanna. either way it goes rihanna is single now. holla at me.